At the time of posting this strip, I just got back from the dinner.

I don’t plan on ordering the thing I ate ever again. I tried something new and it did NOT sit well with me. Might’ve been a bit too greasy. Lesson learned for next year.

Hell, I’m writing all of this so that future me reads it and remembers. You don’t need this info. But I am forgetful and don’t want future me to forget this.

-Jimmy Purcell.