To my readers in California,
Tomorrow is your primary. Go out and vote. There are some pretty awesome intellectual progressives that we need to get into office and they could really use your help to help all of us.
To my U.S. readers not in California,
I can’t keep track of all of your primaries. I just hope that you guys will vote (or voted) based on those three E’s.
To my readers not in the U.S.,
I am so damn sorry for everything.
-Jimmy Purcell.