COVID tests are so damn annoying.

Shoving a swab up my nose is one thing, but it’s what happens afterwards that really bothers me. It’s like the swab releases the flood gates in my nasal cavities. One time I even shed a single tear.

I like to wear my Jack Nicholson face mask on the COVID test day at work, hoping that someone will get the One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest reference. Doubtful. It’s a bit of a stretch.

-Jimmy Purcell.