The doc told me that it was an “atypical nevus”, which is just a scary way of saying “weird mole”.

So no cancer for me…yet. But that mole had to go.


The montage consisted of the ex-girlfriends, doctors, and a massage therapist.

It got to the point that I would say, “I’m well aware of the strange mole on my back”, in hopes that it would prevent any further comments about it.

-Jimmy Purcell.