This comic is a lie. Parler is actually not this convenient at all.
I googled Parler to see if there was a different term for their “friends list” and found out that finding your friends is ridiculous. That you type in a friend’s name and a more popular person with the same name will be listed first. It’s a garbage app for garbage people.
But I don’t care. Parler is dumb.
Happy Krampusnacht!
-Jimmy Purcell.