She was also really pushy in trying to sell stuff to me.

“Do you use gel?”

“I do not”

“Well you should, would you like me to put some in and show you?”

“No thank you. I don’t put anything in my hair”

“But the gel would help you hold your style”

“No thank you. I don’t mind the mess”

“I’m just trying to help you control your hair”

“And I appreciate your concern”

“…..are you interested in trimming your eyebrows”

“nope. I like ’em bushy”

-Jimmy Purcell.