It took me a while to remember why I started that stopwatch.
Being forgetful and absentminded can make life pretty exciting. It’s like finding a riddle in your everyday life and possibly having some clues to help you figure it out.
Eventually, I remembered that the stopwatch was actually set because I was picking up a friend and I wanted to find out how long it would take them to get out of their house. That way I have definitive proof that I could give them shit.
But it was forgotten about and the shit was never given.
-Jimmy Purcell.