Welcome to the start of a series of comics, “Been Better’s War On Christmas”. Every Sunday will be set in this strange post-apocalyptic looking setting that is inspired by somewhere in the middle of The Matrix and The Terminator.

I figured that the best way to start this tale is with that inevitable song by Wham!.

Originally, I was going to call my team the “Resist-mas”, but that already seems to be taken. So I had to make something up. Hopefully “Secularmy” isn’t too awkward.

-Jimmy Purcell.