I originally told my co-worker that I wouldn’t do her highlights.

One part of it was laziness, the other part of it is that she doesn’t have a facebook that I can lurk on to get the colors correct. These colors were all chosen on memory and I don’t trust that at all.

Living vicariously through the clubbing stories of my friends is so much more fun than actually going to clubs.

But every now and then, when I hear these stories, I start thinking that I might be interested in giving clubbing another shot. Then I remember how much clubs suck and continue on with my life on the couch.

-Jimmy Purcell.